Meet Toby—the fat, sarcastic, orange tabby cat with more attitude than nine lives should allow. Through his sharp wit and unfiltered commentary, Toby spills the secrets, chaos, and hilarity of living with The Grocery Lady, her two fiercely independent daughters, and a supporting cast so outrageous, Toby could never make them up.
This isn’t your typical sweet-and-fluffy pet story. It’s a laugh-out-loud, no-holds-barred tell-all packed with family secrets, embarrassing moments, and truths not everyone may have wanted shared. And the best (or worst) part? Little to no liberty was taken in the retelling— just skeletons… dragged right out of the closet.
Dripping with sarcasm, part memoir, part comedy, and completely heartwarming, FUR REAL? is proof that the best storytellers don’t always walk on two legs. If you’ve ever loved (or been bossed around by) a cat, struggled through the beautiful chaotic absurdities of family life, or just need a book that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, this one’s for you.
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